the perfect woman

[bob banana]

or man dependin what sex u are. just say how it would be.(and dont say my luvley wife)

i was just thinkin about it.......seein ppl opinions plus that thread by gohst reminded me......

bob banana Reviewed by bob banana on 11-09-2004. the perfect woman or man dependin what sex u are. just say how it would be.(and dont say my luvley wife) i was just thinkin about it.......seein ppl opinions plus that thread by gohst reminded me...... Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

im glad ive helped in inspiring creativity across the globe lol


i rock

n' roll

im stoned as fuckk. help me

umm the perfect women? funny, happy, interesting, easy going and at least partly intelligent lol if shes got all that, then looks dont matter

peas

[bob banana]

there alwy sahs to be some looks man, even if u think there isnt......



thats y ill never be the perfect banana

[GHoSToKeR]

well yeah man, looks help.. i love a good lookin woman lol.. but i just personally find personality more attractive than appearance


but im drunk and stoned, so any chick looks good to me right now haha

[High phy]

The perfect girl... i found her back in the high school, but she was looking for the perfect guy. Then she dates this absolut asshole who fucked her, told the whole school and dump her. Perfect guys are so devaluated these days...

She was cute, funny and had such a lovely voice... but after her i only wish for smart girls. Its hard cuz smart girls wont date me lol. My girl its smart, why she is my girl? bad taste i think...

[00Ampersand]

a clean vagina, a trim body, and a missing larynx
~007~

[zarathustra]

Wickedness lies in her moistened lips, her body moves just like the crack of a whip. A girl that could handle herself in Hell, in no way innocent, because I hate having to present my way of life like a fucking museum exhibit. (And here we see the great Homosapian Potheadus posed as it makes a bong out of chicken wire, paper mache, and PVC pipe.) As for physical attributes, I'm huge, so I like them to be tiny, and raven hair is nice, especially in an unconventional style. Most importantly, they have to have sympathetic eyes, or eye. I definitely dig pirate chicks. Arrrrrg, ye made me third leg into a wooden peg!

[ScarlettCrush]

patient, cute, smart, funny, ambitious, creative, young, smokes out with me, hung, and good in bed.

oh yeah, I've already got one of those. heh

[Kombucha]

Don't give me that "I don't care about looks" crap

[bob banana]

Don't give me that "I don't care about looks" crap

werd, exctly.....
this person speaks the truth