Clumsy Stoner Moments

[jbuckets]

i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night

[Whos Carl]

I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.

[mushypeas]

I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.

hahaha thats funny lol at least u didnt have to explain why u were so clumsy hehehe

[Dr. Dro]

Dooood ...one time I put the lit end of my cigarette in my mouth! That friggen hurt like a biatch.

[LIP]

^^ I did that a little while ago, i made a thread on it. Well, it was with a joint, i put the lit end in my mouth. Made me look like i had herps for a week LOL.

[TokinAsianGuy]

this morning, wake and bake. and on a whim i decided to rearrange my furniture in my bedroom. COmpletely forgot about the basic feng shui my mum taught me, and then about 30 mins ago, my sis comes home and i show off my new hiding hole and she's all "hmm, you're gonna get youre legs ripped off otnight in your sleep... look at where your bed is placed." and then i suddenly got more paranoid and freaked out. ghostly images of bad spirits tormenting me in my sleep. *shudder* now i have to rearrange a bunch of stuff, i'm exhausted and too baked.

[BizzleLuvin]

i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night

i've done that TWICE.

[Dro_Princess]

LOL Glad to know Im not the only clutz. The other night a few of us were playing cards and I was leaning back in my cair. Its a bad habit of mine but I never seen the down fall to it until the other night. The legs slippped out from under me and I busted my ass in the kitchen. I know understand why my parents always told me not to lean back in your chair, eventualy you will bust your ass.

[socialinjustice]

stuck my hand in the deep fryer at my old job, the only good part about it was the smell of french fries that followed me around all week