Quote Originally Posted by Whos Carl
I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.
hahaha thats funny lol at least u didnt have to explain why u were so clumsy hehehe
mushypeas Reviewed by mushypeas on . Clumsy Stoner Moments So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few. Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee. Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the Rating: 5