I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.

Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.

When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.