Quote Originally Posted by LIP
I've done that on a can of baked beans... it cut the webbed bit between your thumb and the index finger, cut it REALLY deep, and sethered an atery, my thumb was hanging off and it was bleeding so much.

So i had a dust sheet down cos my dad was decorating [This was when i was like 10 years old] and i was paniking... like almost anyone would be, so i wrapped my hand up, and that slowed the bleeding right down, even though the sheet was red and still drippin, and went to A+E... waited for about 15 mins and then got it all stitched up, and they did a thingy to get the artery back together, took about a year to get healed properly, and another 6 months before my hand was back to normal.

It was after it healed i started smoking weed, i was like 11... and i aint stopped since then.

But i've done other shit, like getting my hands cut and burned on engines, getting fingers nipped by fan belts.. burnt my arms on exhausts.. hot oil... hot water... the lot really. Being a mechanical engineer is quite dangerous lol... spesh when your blazed.
i know it was my index finger it was hanging off too i cut my tendon its better now but i still cant bend it all the way lol
mushypeas Reviewed by mushypeas on . Clumsy Stoner Moments So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few. Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee. Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the Rating: 5