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So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.
heheh no need to hurt yourself while running away from those ghosts!

play it out like its a game...they're not really gonna hurt you, so play it smooth with them, like just be sneaky and whatnot. get real creative about it, no need to bust any doors up you clutz

but yea...i do shit like that all the time. heres a good one though, i went camping this weekend and ending up rock climbing some huge boulders on the site we were at. we warmed up really fast and climbed a huge one and rolled a blunt on top. come back down, walk a bit...completely blazed now, climb up some other rock. woah! where the fuck my balance go? i kept falling and eating major shit on the rocks. i was clumsy as a wasted monkey. good times anyway though, feels so good to be on top of a huge rock you just climbed on like fucking spider-man or something. :thumbsup:
DannyMan Reviewed by DannyMan on . Clumsy Stoner Moments So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few. Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee. Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the Rating: 5