I do so much stupid shit when I'm stoned...

One time I was walking down a sidewalk. Completely blazed out of my mind thinking "Damn that was some good smoke... I should go buy a new pipe and load another bowl", completely not paying attention to what's going on. A really nice car drives by, and while i'm looking at it, I run into a fucking trash can! I just walked right into it! I felt like a dumbass.