Quote Originally Posted by Dro_Princess
So I thought it would be intresting to have a Clumsy Stoner thread. So Ill start with a few.

Today I was trying to put on my pants and wasnt paying very much attention at all. I ended up trying to put both legs into one pants leg lost my balance and busted my face, and got carpet burn on my elbow and knee.

Im also afraid of my hallway. Its really spooky, long, and just fucking creepy so I tend to haul ass back up it. Well I went to the bathroom and started my usual sprint back to the living room. Someone had just came out of one of the bedrooms and left the door open, since the bulb was out in the hallway I didnt see it open and ran into during full stride. I hit it so hard it slammed shut, and had a red mark on my forhead and was kinda disorentied for a min.

So whats your stories. I have lots of them. Im such a clutz.
i nearly lost my finger on a serated can of mushypeas on my 16th b'day i was so stoned