lets see lets see....sitting in the 2 foot of a neighborhood pool with plastic chairs and a table full of stolen concessions at like 330am one summer(Best summer of my life)

At my first job, i was a key manager(small time icecream shop), so hte manager wouldnt come in, i would work a solo shift in the winter, hit a bong in the back office..heh i'd leave the bell out so customers would ring it for service...i would come up blitzed to shit, make some ice cream and it was sooo tempting to not just take a huge bite out of it before i handed it to them......GOD being stoned in an ice cream/shaved ice shop is like heaven....all the munchies you can imagine.


I personally didnt do this, but i was a chef at a johnny carino's, and one of my co-wokers was a seriou druggy...the kitchen was open, as in the entire restaraunt could see us working.on a monday night, nick(the druggy), takes two butter knives and leaves em on a burner for a few, gets em rip roaring hot, presses some hash in between em and takes a vape hit right in front ohte grill....the ventalation immediately killed the smell and you couldnt really tell, but the manager was 15 ft away calling orders, never even knew!he got fired about 2 weeks later though.

an abandoned crack house...never been that scared in my life, there was some hobo asleep like 10 ft away, but he was too fucked up to know.