Of course, there's always the old 'someone spiked me up with dope for a laugh!' blag...

..but I guess that they'd want you to grass them up (no pun intended)...

I dunno, but bleach is seriously not a good idea..read the label, dudette...I think the word 'TOXIC' means something along the lines of 'DO NOT DRINK'...in ANY quantity.
I mean, how ya gonna explain to the stomache pump operator how it got in there?

As for a 'magic pill', basic biology will tell you that it takes the average human body 30days to completely de-tox...and that's whilst on a de-tox program!
And even if the blood test checked out, they only gotta analyse a strand of your hair, and they'll be able to list your diet and vices for the last six months.

Best to try and come up with a blag..DO NOT DRINK THE BLEACH!!!

We all with ya on this
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