Naw, I don't regret it. I've had this name for like eight years now, so I am fully adapted. I still laugh my ass off at some of the ways people pronounce my last name, like at restaurants, or phone solicitors, but there's nothing BAD about it. Don't really think about it much anymore, only mentioned it here because, who knows, I thought GS might actually be talking about REALLY having his name changed, and there probably aren't a lot of us males out here who have done that. At least, I've never met another male who's done it. (Women obviously go through more or less the same thing if they change their last names when they get married.)

And I wish I could tell ya what it is, but...meh, too paranoid, can't help it. Sorry! I wouldn't expect any of you to provide your real names just because I'm curious either, so I'm not a hypocrite at least.