after several years of practicing, i still have not mastered the technique of pinpointing people that smoke. of course, its easy to distinguish a stoner in a crowd. but people that dont show classic signs of being a toker are still hard for me to spot.

and im sure if any of you saw me you wouldnt know that i smoke. and i can fool almost anyone while im high. i usually show no signs of being stoned. i dont get red eyes unless im outside, i always put a piece of gum in my mouth after i smoke, i wash my hands if i can, etc. and i can keep a really straight face.