I know what's better than a free corndog, a free hamburger! This chick I used to know would work the take out window at McDick's. We'd pull up to the window, get 2 meals, one for each, I'd give her the money, and seeing as that security didn't even exist then, I'd give her like .25cents in dimes and nickels for something that cost $5-$10. Sweet deal!

My buddy used to work at corner store too and we'd do the same thing. I'd get like a huge sub, a drink, some munchies, and give him a nickel coin. He then got fired after 2 months because things kept going "missing." Yeah, in my mouth then out my ass, that's where it went.