i went trolling the streets of philly for some weed last night as I sometimes do when I'm desperate. honestly i'm beginning to wonder why i bother.

i find a guy who says he's not holding but can take me to a guy a block away who is. we take the walk and he asks me to wait outside while he pops into the lobby of a run down "hotel". he comes back out and says it's gonna be about 15 minutes and would i buy him a drink at the neighboring bar while we wait. since i would have given him a few bucks anyway i figure it's cool.

2 drinks later i begin getting nervous and tell him nevermind, i had somewhere i had to be and it was taking too long. he told me to sit tight for a couple more minutes and he left. that was the last time i saw him.

a couple minutes passed when a woman walked in and asked if i was the one waiting for the weed. relief washed over me...i haven't smoked in a couple months and those were the sweetest words I'd heard in a while. she slips me a baggie under the bar and i hand her a twenty. i finish my drink and leave.

once back at my car i took out the baggie to check out my score. fucking spices. the bag is filled with oregano or some shit. motherfucker.

not only did i loose $20 for the weed, but i bought this asshole 2 overpriced long island iced teas while i waited to be fucked over some more.

the only thing worse than being without bud is getting ripped off. i'm getting too old for this shit. sure it could have been worse. i could have been mugged or lost more money, but it's still incredibly discouraging. it shouldn't be this hard to get high.

so that's my latest rip-off story. make me feel better by sharing some of yours.
insanechub Reviewed by insanechub on . Getting ripped off blows-Share your stories i went trolling the streets of philly for some weed last night as I sometimes do when I'm desperate. honestly i'm beginning to wonder why i bother. i find a guy who says he's not holding but can take me to a guy a block away who is. we take the walk and he asks me to wait outside while he pops into the lobby of a run down "hotel". he comes back out and says it's gonna be about 15 minutes and would i buy him a drink at the neighboring bar while we wait. since i would have given him a few Rating: 5