Nestle make these chololate wafer things, called "Blue Ribband".
Man, there are so, like, light as ya like, and when you bite into them, it's like , ffs I dunno, mad as fuck lmfaooo

They had a promotion at the local Tesco's, 2x12pack for the price of one ....
..unfortunately, they had a bulk buy policy
It took me ages to convince the manager that I wasn't going into business

"It's for personal consumtion!"
"No one can eat 288!!!"
"Yeah?........Ob - seeeeerve"