heres a for sure thing that will work for you

if you have a small pecker stop reading now

find a group of girls that are just hanging out [over18 years old]
walk up to them and ask for directions to the bank
while you are in conversation
have one of your buddies sneak up behind you and
pull your pants down to your ankles and have him run off
when th echicks see you standing their with your johnson
hopefully pointing towards the floor the will fall in love on sight
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . The great mystery of my life I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals. I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even Rating: 5