The great mystery of my life

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

You're not putting in a job application, you're trying to find a girl. The whole "I've been to hell and back" line is dead.

Actually, I'm describing my situation on an online message board. I'm not trying to feed anyone a cheap, meaningless pickup line.

try to think of the reasons why a girl would want to spend time with you.

I try to think of reasons why a girl would want to spend time with an asshole like you, and it just boggles my mind.

CityBoyGoneCountry Reviewed by CityBoyGoneCountry on 11-15-2006. The great mystery of my life I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals. I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even Rating: 5