The great mystery of my life

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

You're not putting in a job application, you're trying to find a girl. The whole "I've been to hell and back" line is dead.

Actually, I'm describing my situation on an online message board. I'm not trying to feed anyone a cheap, meaningless pickup line.

try to think of the reasons why a girl would want to spend time with you.

I try to think of reasons why a girl would want to spend time with an asshole like you, and it just boggles my mind.