The great mystery of my life

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals.

I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even attempt because it's "too hard." I've endured my share of trials and tribulations. I've paid my dues a thousand times over. I've journeyed through hell on foot, and made it back out again, and still managed to put an occassional smile on my face.

But there is one thing in life that comes to most people so easily, that always eludes me. Why is it so fuckin hard for me to get a girlfriend?

CityBoyGoneCountry Reviewed by CityBoyGoneCountry on 11-15-2006. The great mystery of my life I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals. I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even Rating: 5

[Inferius]

Maybe the girlies want something a bit more.. "fresh"..?

[Greenport]

girls are very picky people, its sad to say

[Polymirize]

I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals.

I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even attempt because it's "too hard." I've endured my share of trials and tribulations. I've paid my dues a thousand times over. I've journeyed through hell on foot, and made it back out again, and still managed to put an occassional smile on my face.

Yeah yeah, trials over come and all. Good stuff. Probably describes 86% of the population. Average. Bland. Like a bowl of soggy cherrios without any fruit.
You're not putting in a job application, you're trying to find a girl. The whole "I've been to hell and back" line is dead. Maybe you should try dancing. Or become a good conversationalist.

Seduction is a matter of making yourself into a fascinating object. Not to simplify your love life.

Think of it this way. Instead of all the reasons why you 'deserve' a girlfriend, instead try to think of the reasons why a girl would want to spend time with you. Once you've got it, run with it.

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

You're not putting in a job application, you're trying to find a girl. The whole "I've been to hell and back" line is dead.

Actually, I'm describing my situation on an online message board. I'm not trying to feed anyone a cheap, meaningless pickup line.

try to think of the reasons why a girl would want to spend time with you.

I try to think of reasons why a girl would want to spend time with an asshole like you, and it just boggles my mind.

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

Look, I don't mind criticism. But if you're going to criticize me, at least criticize me for the right reasons. It's not like I walk up to women at the supermarket and say "I've been through hell and back and I deserve to have a date with you." No, I'm not that socially retarded. I actually do know how to have a normal conversation with people.

My post was not an attempt to get a date with anyone from cannabis.com. My post was describing what kind of person I am, so that you people, whom have never met me before and won't know what kind of person I am unless I tell you, will be able to understand what I'm trying to communicate.

Apparently it was a bad idea.

I have to go to work now.

Fuck it.

[suhl]

Yeah yeah, trials over come and all. Good stuff. Probably describes 86% of the population. Average. Bland. Like a bowl of soggy cherrios without any fruit.

hahhahhahahhahahaha that had me on the floor

[friendowl]

how do you look

maybe your not that cute [nothing wrong with that]

but it is harder to break the ice
your going to need to befriend a woman first
so she can see how good you are
join a single hikers club
hikers are the best people

[Storm Crow]

Look for a mind, not a bod. Pretty girls are often just "full of themselves". Look for the "mouse" in the corner- chances are, she's smarter, funnier and more of a human being than the cute "cheerleader" types and she will be more appreciative to your attention than the cheerleader with her pick of the boys. Beauty is cool, but it's WHO the person IS that is more important. Beauty is there only for a few years, personality is forever.

[Dankmike]

Look for a mind, not a bod. Pretty girls are often just "full of themselves". Look for the "mouse" in the corner- chances are, she's smarter, funnier and more of a human being than the cute "cheerleader" types and she will be more appreciative to your attention than the cheerleader with her pick of the boys. Beauty is cool, but it's WHO the person IS that is more important. Beauty is there only for a few years, personality is forever.

No, my chick is dumb and beautifull and she smokes bud with me.


we are perfect for each other.