The great mystery of my life

[friendowl]

heres a for sure thing that will work for you

if you have a small pecker stop reading now

find a group of girls that are just hanging out [over18 years old]
walk up to them and ask for directions to the bank
while you are in conversation
have one of your buddies sneak up behind you and
pull your pants down to your ankles and have him run off
when th echicks see you standing their with your johnson
hopefully pointing towards the floor the will fall in love on sight

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 11-16-2006. The great mystery of my life I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals. I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even Rating: 5

[lagstronaut]

I tell you what man, there is no such thing as a perfect human being. Sure, I have my faults, and so do you, and so does everyone else who has posted in this thread, and so does everyone who hasn't.

Like I said, you're all just lucky you found someone who will put up with your shit.

it's not about putting up with people's shit, it's about trying to have as much fun with someone as you can

[BabyFacedAbortion]

If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, get an ugly girl to marry you.

[Cheery Cherry]

If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life, get an ugly girl to marry you.

:yippee:


How long have you been single? I think you just need to be patient. Things will happen when they're supposed to.

[Polymirize]

Plant and Billion, thanks for getting my back guys. Especially Plant. I sounded even deeper through his interpretation.



CityBoy, sorry to get you all wound up. I have a somewhat abrasive style at times. Plant actually already but it out there but all I'd say to try and clarify is that its sometimes a matter of presentation.

It's not just about who you are (and kudos for knowing btw), but it's about who you project yourself to be. What's going to keep a girl interested long enough to discover the "real you"? because let's be honest, that takes time. What do you offer until she's figured you out?

Sometimes, it works just to be a mystery...