I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals.

I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even attempt because it's "too hard." I've endured my share of trials and tribulations. I've paid my dues a thousand times over. I've journeyed through hell on foot, and made it back out again, and still managed to put an occassional smile on my face.

But there is one thing in life that comes to most people so easily, that always eludes me. Why is it so fuckin hard for me to get a girlfriend?
CityBoyGoneCountry Reviewed by CityBoyGoneCountry on . The great mystery of my life I work. I don't steal. I'm pretty open minded (about some things). I'm not racist or a chauvinistic. I'm strong, but not a bully. I'm not a genius, but I'm not dumb as a rock either. I'm not arrogant or rude. I'm considerate of other people's needs and feelings. I'm not shallow or superficial. I'm generous (even though I really wish you would start buying your own cigarettes). I don't molest kids. And I'm kind to animals. I've accomplished things in my life that most people never even Rating: 5