i am the single, white male (and i'm middle-aged at that):

i'm neither rich nor poor, so i can't afford an attorney and i can't get free legal aid. there is no 12-step program for me, even though i spend my entire life in a state of zen rage. there is no government agency to look after my welfare, even though i'm considered a borderline sociopath. i'm easily denigrated, make all the jokes you want to at my expense and no one will care. my hair is long, so the conservatives hate me. my beard is grey, so i'm considered anachronistic. on and on, etc. etc. etc...

and to cap it all off

you know what?

i like it like that !!!