i literally "laughed my ass off" a couple of times reading this... but i do agree that if it aint a "mini bic" it aint shit

i just love those things.... so wonderful and small and no worries

but when i do get the occasional crap lighter and it breaks, i just walk to the road and throw it down real hard and make it explode, its my small way of saying "who got the upper hand now fucker!!!!"
ronjohn420 Reviewed by ronjohn420 on . Damn you, cheap lighter. Damn you to hell! If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week. Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over. Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* Rating: 5