Quote Originally Posted by CityBoyGoneCountry
If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week.

Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over.

Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* action. But that zippo of yours leaves me with the taste of jet fuel in my mouth everytime I use it. Fuck that.

And what about those sculpture lighters? You know, the ones that look like grenades, or guns, or whatever. Nice novelty, but it doesn't fit in my pocket.

Or those torch lighters. Holy shit, I'm trying to light the bowl, not cut steel.

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yea dude thats the worst thing to have to deal with stoned is a crappy lighter. i put one of those crappy ones in my pocket cause i thought i heard my mom walk in. when i pulled it out of my pocket cause i relized i was hearing shit the flint broke off and so did the gas release thing. had to finish the bowl with matches. those godamn things are the most annoying, worse than a crappy lighter
nofx12345 Reviewed by nofx12345 on . Damn you, cheap lighter. Damn you to hell! If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week. Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over. Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* Rating: 5