Damn you, cheap lighter. Damn you to hell!

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week.

Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over.

Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* action. But that zippo of yours leaves me with the taste of jet fuel in my mouth everytime I use it. Fuck that.

And what about those sculpture lighters? You know, the ones that look like grenades, or guns, or whatever. Nice novelty, but it doesn't fit in my pocket.

Or those torch lighters. Holy shit, I'm trying to light the bowl, not cut steel.

:stoned:

CityBoyGoneCountry Reviewed by CityBoyGoneCountry on 11-14-2006. Damn you, cheap lighter. Damn you to hell! If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week. Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over. Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* Rating: 5

[Nochowderforyou]

Yes, BICS are the best. I've never had one crap out before its time. It's those cheap, clear plastic lighters that are shit. I've had the flicker go out on me when they were brand new. Loaded with fuel, but no spark to light it with. Very sad when you walked 4km one way to a forest to have a chill smoke and it fucks up on you.

Torch lighters are good for windy weather though. There's nothing more that pisses me off that trying to light a bowl in the wind. It just doesn't work.

[TokeTilImBroke]

I think there are a lot of things people who smoke weed have in common and this my friend is one of them. Everybody knows if it aint a BIC is aint SHIT. Everyone also knows that those fake me out bics the clear see through ones are shit. I've broken 3 of those in a 30 minute time span

[slipknotpsycho]

lol... bics are reliable, but if you get one that's not 'calibrated' right (and it happens) you get some miserable little piss poor excuse for a flame and you can't tweak it to make it any bigger.. the only other good lighter is a KING lighter...

and lol i have a zippo with a harley davidson logo on it... but zippos don't work too well for lighting bowls, unless you got a pipe zippo...

[EmoRebellion]

I love bics, but my favorite is the crickets. They are the perfect size for the way I like to hold em. And they light the first time you flick them, EVERY TIME. They have some kind of plastic wheel that just works.. I cant explain it.

[Willard_420]

Bics are my favourite by far. But torch lighters are close in second when im hitting a bong because they're so prescise! It's nice being able to burn only 1/4 the bowl, get stoned off a nice big hit, and still see that green plant we all love so much in there still!

[TokeTilImBroke]

Couple zippos here too..the good ole "stoned again" one but they taste like ass not that i've tasted ass just saying nor do I ever want to taste ass...anyway

[napolitana869]

Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment.

reading that made me happy and I dont know why

[4gan2ja0]

Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment.

haha thats fucking hilarious man, bics truly are the best. By the way, thats going in my sig :thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

i actually prefer the taste of zippo's over butane lighters, they're just not too terribly convienent so i use butane lighters... not to mention it totally blows ass when you spend 20 or more dollars on a lighter and accidently drop it down your houses septic vent (little pipe in the top of the roof that's tied directly into the septic lines)