Damn you, cheap lighter. Damn you to hell!

[TYCO118]

AGREED.......i feel the same way

[nofx12345]

If it's not a Bic, it's not shit. I've never had a Bic lighter break down on me before it ran out of fuel, and the fuel is used so efficiently that they keep producing a flame for week, after week, after week.

Don't try selling me your crappy little green rectangle of disappointment. That fuckin thing is almost certain to break down before this week is over.

Your flashy zippo doesn't impress me either. Quite the fancy Harley Davidson emblem you have on it, and oh, such cool *clicking* action. But that zippo of yours leaves me with the taste of jet fuel in my mouth everytime I use it. Fuck that.

And what about those sculpture lighters? You know, the ones that look like grenades, or guns, or whatever. Nice novelty, but it doesn't fit in my pocket.

Or those torch lighters. Holy shit, I'm trying to light the bowl, not cut steel.

:stoned:

yea dude thats the worst thing to have to deal with stoned is a crappy lighter. i put one of those crappy ones in my pocket cause i thought i heard my mom walk in. when i pulled it out of my pocket cause i relized i was hearing shit the flint broke off and so did the gas release thing. had to finish the bowl with matches. those godamn things are the most annoying, worse than a crappy lighter

[cuziwashigh420]

Flick my Bic

[ronjohn420]

i literally "laughed my ass off" a couple of times reading this... but i do agree that if it aint a "mini bic" it aint shit

i just love those things.... so wonderful and small and no worries

but when i do get the occasional crap lighter and it breaks, i just walk to the road and throw it down real hard and make it explode, its my small way of saying "who got the upper hand now fucker!!!!"

[4gan2ja0]

i have the in between size of full sized bics and minis. my buddy has a 6'' bic, its pretty crazy, yet fucking retarded as to who needs one that massive?

[slipknotpsycho]

i have the in between size of full sized bics and minis. my buddy has a 6'' bic, its pretty crazy, yet fucking retarded as to who needs one that massive?

a stoner who smokes ALOT of bowls, can't have your lighter running out on you, now can you?

[4gan2ja0]

agreed, but seriously its not even pocket sized, i can understand if you want more fuel, but by having like 5x more fuel, you reduce the portability as well as the efficiency(minus firepower)

[gjb]

Bic's are good for sure, but i guess you guys dont get Clipper lighters in the usa? These things are the shit, refillable and you can replace the flint.

[slipknotpsycho]

yes we have them, and i hate those lighters... they are shit if you ask me.. personally i don't even use bics, or any disposable lighter, i use a Ronson lighter that is refilable with electric ignition... not much bigger than a bic lighter, and i've had one last for well over 6 months before i threw it and an ashtray straight in a wall, shattering it all....

[ronjohn420]

yeah iknow about the ronsons....

but doesnt that elec. ing. go out all the time...

every lighter ive ever had with one has went out very quickly

but they are good while they last!!!