here's how to make your basic homemade pipe:

1. take a 2-3 inch square of tin foil and a bic pen

2. wrap the foil around your finger and then slide it down until there's about 1/2 to 1 inch of foil still around your finger

3. take the bic apart and take out the skinny ink cartridge

4. push the cartridge into the foil "tube" until you can feel it against your finger

5. squish the foil down around the cartridge

the end result should look like this:

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6. fill the larger part with your herb, and, keeping the pipe upright (so you dont spill your jane), smoke it up! lol

and if you're worried about smell, a shirt change, some axe and a little mouthwash should take care of most of it