Complete Smoking Noob here. Looking for any and all help

[Pshamous]

dude nevermind about the dissolveing thing completely fucked up when i made that comment but all the other shit is good

[Zoosh]

http://lavender.fortunecity.com/trousers/466/JH/#

This will help you on your first roll chum.

[The Trickster]

smokingwithstyle.com

Thats a good website to read up on before you start smoking, tell you how to roll a joint, a blunt, how to make pipes, the like. I recommend making or using a pipe for your first few times smoking, until you get high. Rolling joints takes quite a bit of practice. Also, some people dont get high they're first time, It might take a few tries, so even if it doesnt work, keep trying! No one is immune to cannabis. And be a little bit careful, dont over do it, some people have bad or difficult experiences they're first time with cannabis if they use too much. Also, dont try cooking with it until youve smoked it several times, it can be a much more intense experience.

I dont know if youve ever smoked anything before, but make sure you inhale. You should be able to take a drag/hit off of your bowl/joint and be able to open your mouth without any smoke escaping. When I smoke, I suck the smoke into my mouth, then open my mouth a bit and inhale heavily, then exhale after several seconds.

30 dollar a quarter is a good price, even if it schwag. Schwag is good enough for a first few times smokin.

General terms for marijuana in general : Bud, Green, Ganja, Marijuana
High Quality marijuana : Chronic, kb, kind bud, kine bud, fire
Mid Quality : Middies, mid's
Low Quality : Schwag, dirt
Sensimellia : Seedless marijuana
Bud's : The flowers of the hemp plant, grow only on females. Are the part of the plant that gets you high.
Shake: Ground up marijuana.
Bowl: Has a lot of meanings, in the sentance "Pack another bowl man!" A bowl is the part of a pipe or bong that hold the marijuana. A bowl can also be a marijuana pipe.
Bong: Water pipe used to smoke marijuana

Hope that helped you man, welcome to the sweet world of mary jane.

[statechamp3]

dont buy shake... just sayin

[JohnGalt]

I had another question. Should what I buy really suck, I was thinking about making hash oil using splifted's guide (I'll have all of the stuff if I finally get the weed). Any opinions?

Also, is it possible I could just put the oil on a knife blade or spoon, keep a lighter going, and just act like a crackhead for a few minutes?

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

wanna get into making hash oil for your first time??
aww i'd rather just try and smoke it at least once
and its more simple lol

[slpntrx5]

here's how to make your basic homemade pipe:

1. take a 2-3 inch square of tin foil and a bic pen

2. wrap the foil around your finger and then slide it down until there's about 1/2 to 1 inch of foil still around your finger

3. take the bic apart and take out the skinny ink cartridge

4. push the cartridge into the foil "tube" until you can feel it against your finger

5. squish the foil down around the cartridge

the end result should look like this:

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6. fill the larger part with your herb, and, keeping the pipe upright (so you dont spill your jane), smoke it up! lol

and if you're worried about smell, a shirt change, some axe and a little mouthwash should take care of most of it

[memoryburner]

Just do what I did my first time. Can pipe. Heres some instructions.

The Amazing Can-Pipe

Materials:Empty can, Weed, Lighter, Knife, finger, mouth
Instructions: 1. Remove tab from can. 2. Compress one side of can. 3. use knife to make a decent sized hole in the side, near the indentation. 4. poke small holes into indentation...not too many though. 5. Place weed over holes. 6. put finger on hole in the side. 7. put mouth on drinking hole. 8.spark lighter and hold flame on weed. 9. inhale. 10. remove finger from hole. 11. exhale. 12. repeat steps 5-11.

[AlwaysBlazed]

Just do what I did my first time. Can pipe. Heres some instructions.

The Amazing Can-Pipe

Materials:Empty can, Weed, Lighter, Knife, finger, mouth
Instructions: 1. Remove tab from can. 2. Compress one side of can. 3. use knife to make a decent sized hole in the side, near the indentation. 4. poke small holes into indentation...not too many though. 5. Place weed over holes. 6. put finger on hole in the side. 7. put mouth on drinking hole. 8.spark lighter and hold flame on weed. 9. inhale. 10. remove finger from hole. 11. exhale. 12. repeat steps 5-11.

Oh god please no, not even worth getting high anymore. Back in camp when I had no papes and none of the counselours let us borrow their pieces (sadly we couldnt bring our own since it was hard enough just hiding weed) we would use a can. I smoked almost every night and I hates it. I have to admit though, it got me ripped :thumbsup:

[Greenhit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lAdN2SARFI

Simple video to make a waterfall bong.