Ha ha! Well you should ask them next time, be like, what, you spend all your money on crack or something?!

When I smoked, I had people bumming from me too. The worst is standing at the bus station when all the high school kids got out. Nothing against against the youngens, but I had like 12 different people come up to me, "Can I bum a smoke?" or "you have an extra smoke?" I didn't know smokes came with extra ones. Yes, I'm a smartass.

I remeber this one time me and a few buddies were in an all ages pool hall, and i made $15 selling 15 smokes for a $1 a piece. I had the same kids come up to me every half hour, can I buy another smoke? Sure, why not.