Man, my first times smoking were the best and the scariest. Paranoia was certainly common for me when I first started but goddamn I was so fucked up. The very first time I smoked I didn't get high but the second time it was right before school and I was fucked in the game. I don't know how I didn't get caught being high. I was acting so retarted and just laughing at everything I saw. In the Rotc class I was in there was a fundraiser guy showng us all the goods and toys we were going to sale and I absolutely could not stop laughing at all the stuff he was showing us. I kept noticing evryone was looking at me suspiciously out of the corner of thier eye's but I couldn't stop laughing. I found the young entrepeneur that sold snickers and kit kats out of his backpack and bought 5 bucks worth at .50 cents a piece. That and the next couple of months later were the best in my smoking years.I would smoke one joint with three other people and be just slapped in the face fucked up for hours. Good times, good times.:stoned: