I watched Pinocchio last night, sober, and I noticed alot of weird stuff in that movie.. That old dude.. Pinocchio's father, whatshisname, smokes something like three puffs from his pipe when he's in bed, and then he's to tired to open the window, so he asks his cat to do it.. He's got all these clocks on the wall and they all have these weird coo coo things in them.. One is of a woman spanking a child, one is of this drunk man comming out of a bar hikking and another is of a man trying to decapitate a turkey.. lol. The bad guys, that's the fox and his little helper friend, sit in a shady pub with this fat man, and they all drink lots of beer and smoke cigars.. The little helper dude is drunk as fuck, and they start talking evil plans... What ever.. Pinocchio turns half way into a donkey, and then I didn't watch more of the movie, because I was busy with .. err.. OTHER stuff..


Tonight, I watched The Sword In The Stone.. Think about it... Is Merlin really a magician? Or just a tripper.. He smokes out of a pipe ALL the time, and is really disorientated.. When he does all his magic tricks, he's probably on some massive shroom trip, or he picked up lots of LSD in the 20'th century... They turn into FISH, but really, their just sitting in a little pond flapping around, and that big fish that comes for them is the police, so they try to run 'n shit..




I dunno..



I like the old Disney movies ALOT..







But really, aren't they really for stoners?
PaRaNoIa Reviewed by PaRaNoIa on . Walt Disney really for children?? I watched Pinocchio last night, sober, and I noticed alot of weird stuff in that movie.. That old dude.. Pinocchio's father, whatshisname, smokes something like three puffs from his pipe when he's in bed, and then he's to tired to open the window, so he asks his cat to do it.. He's got all these clocks on the wall and they all have these weird coo coo things in them.. One is of a woman spanking a child, one is of this drunk man comming out of a bar hikking and another is of a man trying to Rating: 5