Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
on saturday night i was sitting on my porch.
it was me and my friend and he had a half oz
to smoke and we were just hitting bong rip after bong rip

it was some medical shit and i was so high.
i hardly act silly but we were laughing at everything
i remember saying to myself "damn i fucking love this weed"

then two cars crashed in front of my house[i live on a corner]
it was a loud ,nasty crash
without thinking i got up and ran to help out
i was expecting people to be all nosey but no one was out
the car that ran the stop sigh took off and the other car was all smashed
i looked inside and seen 3 people.2 were ok but one was pinned against
the dashboard.i kept my hands on her head to protect the neck from
moving and we had a nice lil conversation.she kept asking me weird questions

when the police and ambulance arrived they took over
the people in the car were all thankful and said nice things to me

the police even asked me if was high and i told them "not anymore"
fuckin cop said "you earned yourself a joint,go home and smoke it"
Wow, that's an awesome story...right until the end.