OMFG WTF!!!

[dankman]

im gonna punt your bitch ass friend into a tiger cage

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im gonna punt your bitch ass friend into a tiger cage

I'd start stretching now then, that's gonna be one helluva kick.

Hey man, sometimes you gotta set your hand on fire. Not me, though. Nope. Good luck next time something like that happens, and remember that butter actually coats the burn, it doesn't heal it.

[Storm Crow]

Get some toothache remedy that has 20% benzocaine. Slather it on your hands. It will kill the pain in seconds. Works on bug bites, too! I don't leave home without it (and about 1,000 other things in my purse lol)!

[orangeman]

Ok...your light exploded? Did you have a butane lighter and made some mistake with the butane? I can't see any reason why your lighter would explode... You need to chill with that pyro shit man you can really get hurt and be burned ugly for life .

[evergreen.02]

I have a friend that the same thing happend to her when she was hitting the bong. It wasn't a bic lighter. Bics are the best, but I like matches. There sexy and I like to watch things burn.

[SantaClawz]

One time after I had just made this awesome potato cannon, I was trying to dry fire it(no potato). But then for some idiotic reason i decided to look down the barrel and see if the BBQ Starter was even sparking. And guess what, it worked right as I was lookin down the barrel. Lucky it was only hairspray, and not something more caustic. Burning hair is a very bad smell.

[slipknotpsycho]

im gonna punt your bitch ass friend into a tiger cage

lol have fun, he's not my friend anymore anyways...

[huh]

thats shitty it blew up in your hand, you will probally be traumatized by that for your whole life and be on maury when your older for people afraid of lighters.

i was at my friends house one time and there was a opposum outside playing dead in his back yard and he kicked it an dit wouldnt move, so he pourd gas on it and light it on fire.....man did that thing run fast. i felt bad for it after

[Greenport]

im a pyro !

[slipknotpsycho]

thats shitty it blew up in your hand, you will probally be traumatized by that for your whole life and be on maury when your older for people afraid of lighters.

i was at my friends house one time and there was a opposum outside playing dead in his back yard and he kicked it an dit wouldnt move, so he pourd gas on it and light it on fire.....man did that thing run fast. i felt bad for it after

lmfao, i still remember the chick afraid of mustard... omfg that was the funniest shit ever... i think these people are lying anyways, i mean who the fuck could be scared of mustard, it's not living, it can't come flying at you, or running at you... but she sees a plate of mustard ont he other side of the stage and takes off running... and if someone WAS THAT DAMN SCARED of something like that, no 2-3 day treatment is going to make them stop being afraid of it...