OMFG WTF!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol well of course they're not safe... flammable shit, kids and sources of fire very rarely ever mix well... i guess that explanation atleast makes sense tho lol

[Cassiopiea]

oh and if you think i'm bad, you should have seen a friend i used to have, named Brandon, he once punted (i shit you not) a fucking kitten over a powerline... and that was when he was well over 12-13... i wanted to kill him for it... i would have stopped him, but by the time i noticed he even picked something up, much less knowing what it was, it was already in air...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx 1000000

That is one of the funniest things I have ever imagined.

"Miaow?" DOOSH! "Miaaaaaaaooooooowwwww" THUD!