Once I went to a tiny little getto in Lakeland, Fla. to try and find a quarter bag ....it was about 2:00am and we spotted a big black dude standing out by the road and we stopped, he walked up to the passenger side window (I was passenger) and he said "yo wha chu need dogg?" ...I said "I need a 40" ...so he opened his hand and started showing me some crack rocks ...so I said "naw I need some bud man" so he said "ohh some bud?" He then told me to take a ride around the block and he would go and see if he could get something for me ...we did and he was standing out by the road when when we came back, he said that he had found us a sack and I saw that he had a baggy in his hand so I reluctantly passed him the money and received the bag at the exact same time but when I took a closer look at the contents of the bag, it was MULCH!! So I looked up at him and he says (as hes trying to open my door) "yall need to get on out the car" ...right then, a whole pile of mofos came runnin' out of the house we were in front of so I looked at my buddy (the driver) and said "GO!" and he put the pedal to the metal and I threw the bag of mulch at the asshole as we sped away.

The end.