Quote Originally Posted by justinsane
I'm having an equal, if not more exciting night. I might go ahead and finally use that foot scraping kit that aunt Edna gave me last easter. After that I'm going to light some scented candles and play internet solitaire till the sun comes up. At which point I'm going to pet my cat 25 strokes on the head, and 10 on its body. Fluffy loves that ratio. After that I'm going to tune in to my favorite AM radio station. I love imagining music out of the static. I'm going to make a asparagus suprise right now. So I'll catch up with you all later.

OH BOY AM I EXCITED!!!
wow, not gona lie here, one of the funniest things i think ive read in awile, not quite sure y thoe.