Here are my 10 rules for staying alive
10. Don't piss off Christians.
9. Look both ways before crossing the street.
8. Water and electricity don't mix
7. Don't sue Italians with known mob ties for sexual harassment because they kiss you on both cheeks when they greet you
6. Watch as little asian porn as possible
5. Don't do crack
4. Nudity is frowned upon in public librarys
3. Don't post on websites devoted to a certain type of drug.
2. Alway keep a blunt object within eye sight.
1. Condoms are your friends and great for making ballon animals.