Some general rules for functioning in society

[Oneironaut]

Well yeah, obviously some leeway should be given to the elderly and the disabled, but if you've got two fully functioning legs and you're in somebody's way, just move to the side. This one can apply to traffic as well. I hate when I'm trying to cross the street on my bike and some idiot is waiting at the red light stopped clear across the crosswalk. Or when somebody's waiting to pull into traffic and they're on the sidewalk. God I hate that shit.

Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on 11-10-2006. Some general rules for functioning in society Well, people have been pissing me off lately, because they seem to have forgotten how to not be assholes. Here are three rules I invented for basic human interaction. You'd think they'd be well known since they're pretty common sense rules, but in reality those who follow them are few and far between. #1) If you tell someone you can do them a favor, ACTUALLY DO IT! If you can't do it for some reason, notify them and apologize. If you're not sure in the first place whether you can actually Rating: 5

[Distromnia]

Haha--put the seat down when you're in a girl's house, too.

[JunkYard]

you seem to let others have a lot of power over you, oneironaut.

but we all do at times, don't we?

:stoned:

[zephyrinne]

Nice rules. I like them. The toilet flushing is also a good one. I swear, how fucking hard is it to lift your foot up and step on the handle? And if you piss on the seat, wipe it off! I worked at a movie theater for over a year, and let me tell you.. women are fucking disgusting.. ok, most are. I don't know how many times I had to clean the bathroom, only to constantly be wiping piss or blood off the seat and cleaning up after them. Sorry to be gross, but it's true.

I always try to help others when I see they're in need. In the last 6 months, I've given about 3 random people I didn't know a jump cause their battery was dead.. I didn't HAVE to, but saw that their hood was up, and they are either standing there looking helpless or talking on a cell phone trying to find someone. I always carry cables w/ me just in case. So I offer. Karma ain't gonna bite me in the ass. I would hope that someone would do the same for me if I needed assistance.

[Distromnia]

Eww.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

here's some more advice:

don't throw stones if you live in a house made of glass.

[JunkYard]

^^sounds like something confucious would say.^^

[4gan2ja0]

good rules man, i try to live by them, but have never actually noticed, cool thread:thumbsup:

[epicsoundz69]

I can agree with those.

How about #4--make sure you know what you're talking about when you start saying something as truth? I.e., if you're gonna go off on somebody for doing something, make sure you know that they actually did it.

and another part to this rule is - dont be talking like you know everything about every subject, unless you actually do(which you dont)

my homie talks like this nonstop, and im sure he knows a little of it, but i mean cmon, seriously dude. And then he tries to cover up his lies when i prove him wrong. I love fucking with him like--

me - have you heard of the xp assault rifle that russia made?(which i just made up)
him - yeah dude, my dad used to have two of them, one was black with a scope, and the other one had a bayonet on it.
me - dude, i know ur lying cuz i just made it up
him - oh, uh, well my dad had uh these two uh assault rifles called the xo that russia made, yeah

ill try to remember a conversation down to the word soon

[fikusroot]

Here are my 10 rules for staying alive
10. Don't piss off Christians.
9. Look both ways before crossing the street.
8. Water and electricity don't mix
7. Don't sue Italians with known mob ties for sexual harassment because they kiss you on both cheeks when they greet you
6. Watch as little asian porn as possible
5. Don't do crack
4. Nudity is frowned upon in public librarys
3. Don't post on websites devoted to a certain type of drug.
2. Alway keep a blunt object within eye sight.
1. Condoms are your friends and great for making ballon animals.