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[Byker]

I dont have a lighter, but i have a bowl..AND WEED

So you want to get lit but you ain't got a light? So your bowl is packed, but your matchbox is empty? So the lightning is striking everywhere, and setting everything aflame, except for your stash? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?

Well, don't get down! Lift up your head, throw back your face, and smile the livelong day! Because your problem is SOLVED!

Yes, YES, YES!

Just look! Professor Beaver teaches all the good little Boy Scouts how to create Fire By Friction --

http://www.usscouts.org/profbvr/fire...yfriction.html


Now sing along with Tom Lehrer's Boy Scout song, "Be Prepared!":

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts Marching Song!
Be prepared! As through life you march along!
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls -- if you can't spell.

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes.
Don't make book -- if you cannot cover bets.
Keep your weed well hidden where you're sure
That it will not be found,
And be careful not to toke up
When the Scoutmaster's around.

For he only will insist that it be shared!
So be prepared!

Myself, I intend to find out if Professor Beaver wants to play a little Hide the Blunt Where the Sun Don't Shine ....