omfg

[AbbaZabba]

i'd suggest the toaster if u had papers or the stove

[mikee1422]

make a dooder, toilet paper roll, punch out a hole and use foil, suck one side and use the other as a carburator, there goes my spelling Whench, only kidding

[mikee1422]

forgot you don't have a light, use the toilet paper over the stove and blow on it, it should flame up, but watch out

[AbbaZabba]

or if u have a good amount of bud to an old fashion tampon!

[mikee1422]

rolmao, too funny.....

or if u have a good amount of bud to an old fashion tampon!

[mikee1422]

Reminds me of a time when my buddy came over I had enough to roll one joint, so I roll this joint and toss it over to my buddy who has a beer bottle in his hand and damn the joint goes right into his beer bottle, well we dry the weed out but never got it dry enough (impatience) and never really got the true effect, time to go to Bob's and get some more..hehe

[AbbaZabba]

Lol u ever tried that?? its strong as fuck but u get baked good until it falls apart at the end

[ermitonto]

Why won't they let you buy lighters? Say you have a Boy Scout camping trip and you need a lighter to start a fire or something like that. I mean, it's not like it's illegal to sell lighters to minors.

[AbbaZabba]

If it was that bad i'd just swipe one stealings bad but fuck it there so easy to steal

[Byker]

I dont have a lighter, but i have a bowl..AND WEED

So you want to get lit but you ain't got a light? So your bowl is packed, but your matchbox is empty? So the lightning is striking everywhere, and setting everything aflame, except for your stash? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?

Well, don't get down! Lift up your head, throw back your face, and smile the livelong day! Because your problem is SOLVED!

Yes, YES, YES!

Just look! Professor Beaver teaches all the good little Boy Scouts how to create Fire By Friction --

http://www.usscouts.org/profbvr/fire...yfriction.html


Now sing along with Tom Lehrer's Boy Scout song, "Be Prepared!":

Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts Marching Song!
Be prepared! As through life you march along!
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls -- if you can't spell.

Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes.
Don't make book -- if you cannot cover bets.
Keep your weed well hidden where you're sure
That it will not be found,
And be careful not to toke up
When the Scoutmaster's around.

For he only will insist that it be shared!
So be prepared!

Myself, I intend to find out if Professor Beaver wants to play a little Hide the Blunt Where the Sun Don't Shine ....