I have seen alot of celebrities. A couple of weeks ago I saw Mark Viduka in Sainsburys he was staring at me because I looked a mess (been under floors all day). Whole cast of emmerdale (shit english program) they filmed on my land acouple of scenes. Mainly footballers worked at a goalies house I forget what he's called tho.

My best is probably Rik Mayall he made me a video tape. (very very rude lol)