Unexpected Surprise...

[Cheery Cherry]

I never sit on the public toilets...even when I am drunk off my ass, I manage to hold my ass several inches above the seat...and I always flush with my foot. Just a habit...

[Dro_Princess]

I'm sorry, but from previous experience owning a business...I have to say...female bathrooms are the GROSSEST places EVER! What the hell is wrong with you ladies? I should've posted this in that "annoying things girls do" but seriously...it's gross. I had to hire an attendant just to go behind the ladies and flush. WTF is that?

:upsidedow

TGF

Thats the exact opposite of my experience. When I worked at Mc.Donlads and worked on front counter I had bathroom duty. The mens bathroom was so freakin gross. I dont know who but it must have been a regular coustomer but when they shit they didnt flush their paper they put it in the trash can beside the toilet and didnt fold it up or anything. All you would see is shit stained toilet paper. Dont get me started on the urnials. I men come on guys its huge your aim cant be that bad.

[buddymyfriend]

Euuuuuwwwww, you should try festival toilets, oh my! Its quite an art holding your breath, not touching anything and doing your biz without yacking your guts up!

Peace

Buddy

[dryst]

i have a phobia...i cant sit on public bathrooms...my whole life i only did it once...and it was an absolute necessity...if not i woulda been walkin around the rest of the day with my pants full of shit...i was seriously running down the hallway...

anywayz when i worked at mcdonalds when i was like 15...they were like, u got bathrooms...so i cleaned the dudes bath room....fine w/e i go int he girls and open the stall and theres a bloody fuckin tampon on the floor...i go out and walk up to my manager and im like...dude im not cleaning that...hes like what...i take him and show him...hes like...u have to clean it, u cant just leave it there...im like dude im not cleaning it...hes like it happens all the time, u gotta clean it...so i drop the broom and shit and im like i quit...i walk ouuta the bath room and and behind the counter to grab my shit, and when im walking back out hes like...alright calm down, just go on break ill have someone eles clean it ...

[MaryJaneScott]

Euuuuuwwwww, you should try festival toilets, oh my! Its quite an art holding your breath, not touching anything and doing your biz without yacking your guts up!

Peace

Buddy

Yes! Week long festivals... by day 4 it's just not worth entering those bathrooms.
water the trees, pee in the woods.

[Cassiopiea]

Cuss out? What the fuck does that mean?

[dryst]

cuss out=to say alot of bad words to someone in an attempt to belittle them

[Nochowderforyou]

Yes, I hate walking into a dirty washroom, where it reeks of shit, you look in the toilet, and shit is just swimming in there. Nasty!

When I was a drinker and went to the bar, I went in some of the dirtiest places, but nothing is dirtier than this strip club I went to. No locks on the stalls, vomit was always in the toilet, sometimes on the floor, with smoke butts floating around.

I remeber this one bar I went, there was vomit on the wall, all over the toilet, and a bit in the toilet.

Disgusting I tell ya, like something from Trainspotting.

[Canadabis]

Thats the exact opposite of my experience. When I worked at Mc.Donlads and worked on front counter I had bathroom duty. The mens bathroom was so freakin gross. I dont know who but it must have been a regular coustomer but when they shit they didnt flush their paper they put it in the trash can beside the toilet and didnt fold it up or anything. All you would see is shit stained toilet paper. Dont get me started on the urnials. I men come on guys its huge your aim cant be that bad.

YO! I knew some kids growing up who did that in their HOUSE, like they thought it was bad for the environment to flush paper. Never let them back at my house again.

[friendowl]

at the carnival by my house
some fool was inside a port a potty
and we tipped it over blocking the door
the shit was everywhere
the smell was soo horrible