i hate lying to my parents. but i guess its not lying till i say "mom, im not doing weed"

i just feel really nervous when smoking and coming home. because i dont wanna reek of weed smell. this is wut i got so far for wut i wanna say if i get caught

Cigs are worse, and i swear on my life i will nvr do cigs or cocain. (seriously i wont!)
I wont come home smelling really bad like weed
I promise i wont steal
I promise i will be more understanding and less angry all the time(i have anger problems)
I promise i wont smoke near or infront of you
I promise not to come home stoned
I promise to do yard work whenever u ask!



Hows that?