Quote Originally Posted by l3loody
"...but im extremely nervous to tell her. because shes asian...and she doesnt like smoke."
This idea hit me like a light bulb...a light bulb that has been converted to a vaporizer and filled with fine cannabis...that means it is a good idea.

Well since your mom is Asian this is what you should do. Make some kind of Mj-Tea concoction and convince your parents that it is an ancient herbal tea remedy, perfect for anything that ails them. After consuming the tea your parents will undoubtedly be in the best moods of their lives. This is your best and only opportunity, you must take full advantage of it. Steal everything in your house, take ALL their shit and sell it. No unreasonable offer will be rejected, take any thing you can get for ALL of their shit. (it is probably crappy Asian shit anyways) Now spend ALL their money on the finest bud you can find. Smoke ALL evidence in one session, be careful not to mention any of this at breakfast the next morning, just play it cool.

If you follow my above instructions precisely you may be able to dispel some stoner stereotypes that your parents have adopted.

The above was meant as a satirical joke, posted by a Highly intoxicated user.