Mom Issues

[AlwaysBlazed]

My mom knows and hates it. I didn't want to tell her though I got caught (never with the law though). All I do is smoke weed, no cigs/coke. Im always high though so she can't rly tell.

[phoenix]

Well I just got bitched at for watching a drug program that's on the History channel right now. My dad said "how about you just don't go to college, and we give you the money to spend on drugs?"

I said ok, and he just stormed upstairs. Obviously seeing the history of something I like is really really bad.

[1234abcd]

just blaze up that fatty, and if you mom wants a hit...err never mind..just hide it till ur moved out yo..some people just dont get cannibinoid receptors..they think its some crazy plant from hell.

[Euphoric]

Oi, i used to be up front with my folks about this kind of stuff for years. Unfortunately they never seemed to be able to break away from their "programming" that drugs are bad mmk?
So, as sad as it is, ive learned to simply avoid the whole topic. Maybe you will have better luck. My advice is to just use a patronizing tactic rather than a totally honest one with people who choose to be blind.

[fikusroot]

My parents know I smoke. They're main concerns are A) getting in trouble with the law B) Switching to harder stuff C) Driving High D) getting involved with the wrong kind of people E) Setting a bad example for my little brother. My dad said that if I could find a situation where all of these could be avoided then he had no problem with me smoking. So I only smoke nights and at friends homes. It's worked out fine because I don't feel any need to try harder stuff if I've got some weed handy, I don't have to drive or worry about the police, and my brother don't have to see me stoned (though if he did he'd probably not realize I was actually stoned.) So props to my parents for being smart and stressing the values of balance.

[KiEfBoyjBm]

"...but im extremely nervous to tell her. because shes asian...and she doesnt like smoke."

This idea hit me like a light bulb...a light bulb that has been converted to a vaporizer and filled with fine cannabis...that means it is a good idea.

Well since your mom is Asian this is what you should do. Make some kind of Mj-Tea concoction and convince your parents that it is an ancient herbal tea remedy, perfect for anything that ails them. After consuming the tea your parents will undoubtedly be in the best moods of their lives. This is your best and only opportunity, you must take full advantage of it. Steal everything in your house, take ALL their shit and sell it. No unreasonable offer will be rejected, take any thing you can get for ALL of their shit. (it is probably crappy Asian shit anyways) Now spend ALL their money on the finest bud you can find. Smoke ALL evidence in one session, be careful not to mention any of this at breakfast the next morning, just play it cool.

If you follow my above instructions precisely you may be able to dispel some stoner stereotypes that your parents have adopted.

The above was meant as a satirical joke, posted by a Highly intoxicated user.

[KiEfBoyjBm]

On a more serious note, I do not ever intend on telling my parents that I smoke. Although I have moved out and constant deception is not longer necessary, I still have to lie occasionally, and it sucks. Good Luck

[JunkYard]

Well I just got bitched at for watching a drug program that's on the History channel right now. My dad said "how about you just don't go to college, and we give you the money to spend on drugs?"

I said ok, and he just stormed upstairs. Obviously seeing the history of something I like is really really bad.

I watched that myself....

Great info, and the one about mj was right on, imo. They (Parents/ older adults) have been programed by years of misinformation, and propaganda. It's no wonder your dad got upset. The show presented mj in a greater light w/o the bs attached. It challenged what he's probably been taught/told, or shoved in his face all his life. Religion works the same way, man. We're are force fed bs from birth to death. That's why we have minds that are able to discern, and reject the status quo.

Later,

[Left]

This idea hit me like a light bulb...a light bulb that has been converted to a vaporizer and filled with fine cannabis...that means it is a good idea.

Well since your mom is Asian this is what you should do. Make some kind of Mj-Tea concoction and convince your parents that it is an ancient herbal tea remedy, perfect for anything that ails them. After consuming the tea your parents will undoubtedly be in the best moods of their lives. This is your best and only opportunity, you must take full advantage of it. Steal everything in your house, take ALL their shit and sell it. No unreasonable offer will be rejected, take any thing you can get for ALL of their shit. (it is probably crappy Asian shit anyways) Now spend ALL their money on the finest bud you can find. Smoke ALL evidence in one session, be careful not to mention any of this at breakfast the next morning, just play it cool.

If you follow my above instructions precisely you may be able to dispel some stoner stereotypes that your parents have adopted.

The above was meant as a satirical joke, posted by a Highly intoxicated user.

Terrible idea. All should note that its not a good idea to put things in peoples food including anything from lsd or bud because the feeling to almost every one(at least that i have ever encountered) is always good from cannabis but the unexpcted and unexplainable feeling that they get can cause pannic attacks, paranoia, belief somthing is wrong and youll die, etc. It can explode in your face like a ramen noodle enima and they will ban you from life for thinking such a thing was a good idea.

[Fan o KmK]

Terrible idea. All should note that its not a good idea to put things in peoples food including anything from lsd or bud because the feeling to almost every one(at least that i have ever encountered) is always good from cannabis but the unexpcted and unexplainable feeling that they get can cause pannic attacks, paranoia, belief somthing is wrong and youll die, etc. It can explode in your face like a ramen noodle enima and they will ban you from life for thinking such a thing was a good idea.

i was first going to bring this up in the guys post but since youve just responded to it, ill make you both look stupid. cannabis isnt water soluble so either way nothing would happen.