I have a friend who's husband got a fine and almost went to jail for getting drunk and getting in a bar fight. He almost blinded the guy because he kept kicking him over and over in the head and face when the guy was already down. She told me about all of the trouble her husband was in and then she says, "But I'm glad that he just drinks and doesn't smoke pot because that's illegal." What the hell?

When I was little my mom used to always say, "Mary, ppl who smoke dope are dirty hippes and crazies." For years I actually believed that if I smoked pot I'd lose my mind instantaniously.