funniest recent anti-pot statement I have heard

[00Ampersand]

I do not do any drugs. But i was , in fact, addicted to pot during my first few years of high school. I remember getting high in the morning before school, outside at lunch time and then non-stop after school. I was depressed and pot, since it's also a depressant, made me worse and got me really sick. I even went to the hospital and got treatment. And people think weed isn't a dangerous drug!?! OOKAY lol

Some idiot girl put this in her msn profile lol. What the hell! Pot's not a depressant, and even if it was, drugs that are "depressants" are called that because they slow down heart-rate...not because they make you depressed you fucking idiot!...two words :Block, delete. Anyone have a funny and/or ignorant anti-pot statement they'd like to share? (said by someone else, I'd hope lol)
~007~

00Ampersand Reviewed by 00Ampersand on 11-07-2004. funniest recent anti-pot statement I have heard Some idiot girl put this in her msn profile lol. What the hell! Pot's not a depressant, and even if it was, drugs that are "depressants" are called that because they slow down heart-rate...not because they make you depressed you fucking idiot!...two words :Block, delete. Anyone have a funny and/or ignorant anti-pot statement they'd like to share? (said by someone else, I'd hope lol) ~007~ Rating: 5

[bob banana]

a joke:
this kid is wankin and then his dad busts in his room, looks at him and sez:
DONT U KNOW WANKIN MAKES U GO BLIIIIIIIIIND!
so teh son sez
DAD! I'M OVER HERE!

sorry, i just remebered it, and thought it was pretty funny.

[00Ampersand]

Hahaha, good one banana!
I guess upon further research, various sites do claim that pot is a depressant...I learn something every day! but still, the fact remains that depressants don't make you depressed. that's garbage
~007~

[bob banana]

actually cannabis falls into the same category o' drugs as alcohol or this other one (shoulve studied more at bio) teh inhibitory ones i think
and what they do is stop the nervous electrical circuits by blokin teh receptors (as a generaliztion), cannabis blocks them by replacing them....
i guess, at least thats what they told me in bio

case is yeah, it slows ur heart rate down it doesnt litterally depress u, normally some ppl take weed BECOUSE they are depressed in the first place, then they get more depressed becouse of their life not becouse of weed, and they blame it on the weed....... sux, gives weed a bad rep

[00Ampersand]

yeah, she's a bipolar hag....obviously really fucked in the head. Still, I don't care. It spreads bad vibes over cannabis usage, and I'm not cool with that
~007~

[Ammie]

thats just to funny! shes prolly sum chicken head

[sampson419]

00ampersand rightonman, she is a bipolar hag, and I dont like people sendng ut bad vibes on weed, and Amme I've read your posts and you talk like a two year old - "Chicken Head," sorry but its annoying

[bob banana]

00ampersand rightonman, she is a bipolar hag, and I dont like people sendng ut bad vibes on weed, and Amme I've read your posts and you talk like a two year old - "Chicken Head," sorry but its annoying

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
CONDOMS ARE CHEAPER THAN GUNS!!!

[00Ampersand]

ammie's my chicken head
~007~

[maryjanemama]

I have a friend who's husband got a fine and almost went to jail for getting drunk and getting in a bar fight. He almost blinded the guy because he kept kicking him over and over in the head and face when the guy was already down. She told me about all of the trouble her husband was in and then she says, "But I'm glad that he just drinks and doesn't smoke pot because that's illegal." What the hell?

When I was little my mom used to always say, "Mary, ppl who smoke dope are dirty hippes and crazies." For years I actually believed that if I smoked pot I'd lose my mind instantaniously.