Those things we like about the boys....

[Abattoir Dream]

i love how girls can concentrate so well on what they are doing, and not go off subject so much, like the other day, me and a few friends... oh wait, doing it again....

Abattoir Dream Reviewed by Abattoir Dream on 11-07-2006. Those things we like about the boys.... Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you. I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world. I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I! I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation! I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after Rating: 5

[LIP]

I must admit, i love gals too.

They put us right when were wrong [even though we NEVER admit it, EVER!!]

[cannabis campbell]

i remember that avatar lip lol

[BizzleLuvin]

i agree TG, most of my friends are guys. mostly cause i have competitive and jealousy problems when i am around other women. i find that a goodly dose of testosterone helps balance out my flaming estrogen levels. to many women in one room sometimes makes me feel so lonely. sure, i was a tom-girl when i was younger but i am certainly not butch. i just end up finding myself connecting and getting along much better with dudes than other ladies. what do i love about men the most? the lack of drama and penises.

[Skink]

Alright, ya know what dudes...we have a thread of you bashing us females, and we have threads bashing you.

I'm gonna say it straight up, I fucking love dudes. Boys are my best buddies in the whole world.

I like how I can look like absolute crap around them and they don't give a shit and neither do I!
I like how I can talk about innapropriate weird shit with them and it can be the fuckin most awesome fun conversation!
I love being able to burp as many fucking times as I want right after I get done chugging a beer.
I love going FOUR WHEELING with my boys..and I love shootin guns...I love going camping and not showering just bathing in the fucking river.
I like blasting music hella loud and just goin' crazy...
I like the jokes dudes tell...I like how they are so much more chill....

I LOVE BEING ABLE TO CUSS ALL I FUCKING WANT.

I like not worrying about guys getting hung up on stupid bullshit and not wanting to talk to you for days over some DRAMA BULLSHIT.
I like how guys are no DRAMA....I like being able to show up at my dude friends house in my freakin' pajamas and smokin a bowl.
I love talking about cars, I love drinkin beer, I like listening to my music loud, I like driving, i like taking the biggest fucking bong rips over and over and over again....
I like how guys aren't shy about shitting...or anything for that matter..

I love bein the skinny little girl who gets to hang out all my dude buddies, cause I fuckin' love them.
In fact, I hang out with more dudes than I do chicks and I prefer it so much more.
So ya know what dudes, I DON'T care what you stereotypically don't like about me....cause your not gettin' rid of me.

My guy friends are there for me WAY MORE than any girlfriend I have ever had and I know they are gonna turn around and stab me in the back with it later. I confide in you dudes.
..okay and this is not to say that there aren't cool girls out there, because there most definitly is and I am glad that I have cool girl friends that can hang with me and the boys toO!

I'm a Scorpio... You???

[stinkyattic]

I like hanging out with the guys because their bizarrely inappropriate comments make me crack up.
They smell like 2-stroke oil and sawdust sometimes. That's super hot.
I can talk schmack to them and they give it right back.
They make BBQ in winter when it's too cold for me to go out there and shiver in front of the grill for an hour.
You can pay them in beer to come over and take your air conditioner out of the window, or take big bulky things to the dump.
They take out the trash.
They have pickup trucks and it feels so hot to ride up there in the cab with them, even if you DO have to clear the seat of fast food wrappers, tools, dirty work clothes, and beer cans first.

[Skink]

I like hanging out with the guys because their bizarrely inappropriate comments make me crack up.
They smell like 2-stroke oil and sawdust sometimes. That's super hot.
I can talk schmack to them and they give it right back.
They make BBQ in winter when it's too cold for me to go out there and shiver in front of the grill for an hour.
You can pay them in beer to come over and take your air conditioner out of the window, or take big bulky things to the dump.
They take out the trash.
They have pickup trucks and it feels so hot to ride up there in the cab with them, even if you DO have to clear the seat of fast food wrappers, tools, dirty work clothes, and beer cans first.

I want to marry you!!!

[catlikematt]

GUYS RULE GIRLS DROOL haha. yea us guys are awesome cuz we are much more simple than girls. we stay away from drama and we are easily pleased with beer, meat, and sex.

and i pee outside atleast once a day just to remind myself how awesome it is to be a dude.

yea the best girls are like you tallulah. the ones who actually like us for the simple things we do : fart drink and shit. girls are no fun when they are too "proper" for those things. and smoking pot just makes you uber cool

[TallulahGreen]

Damn straight.
I wish I was hanging out with all my dude friends right now.

AND...by the way Skink...I am A Libra/Virgo, right on the cusp. Thats why I'm so fuckin' crazy.
..and yes, I do love givin as much shit as possible to the dudes...all in good fun of course. chicks take my shit way too seriously sometimes man.

[Acouwaila]

I think the msot fortunate part of being a male is that we dont have to deal with a period every month

= )