I'm the most laid back, easy going dad on the planet. I let me son get away with so much shit that I shouldn't let him get away with. Sure, I'll yell at him if he gets in trouble at school or something, but I've never hit him, or even spanked him. I let him stay up late, I let him watch R-rated movies, I let him do all the cool shit my parents wouldn't let me do at that age.

But he has chosen to grow up in the ghetto, where the only thing he will learn is how to fuck up his life. I just hope he's enough like me to change his priorities someday.