Quote Originally Posted by the image reaper
I'm getting a replacement knee tomorrow morning, and I hate opiates, too many bad side-effects, so I will be taking a few cookies to the hospital with me ... I'm just hoping some fat nurse doesn't sneak off with one while I'm dozing ...
Image Reaper, my sweet friend, I wish you the very best of luck on your surgery tomorrow. I'll be sending good thoughts and heartfelt concerns. And I'll miss you a great deal while you're offline. Take care. Behave yourself. And watch out for those fat, cookie-stealing nurses. Let's hope you'll have a cute, hot nurse or two (or cute doctors are good, too!) who'll keep your mind occupied on more appealing matters.

All the best to you tomorrow, hun. If your doctors do anything less than treat you like royalty, I may personally have to come after them and give them a piece of my mind.